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Here’s what we’ve got for you today:
- Ethereum turns 9
- Crypto lenders take mortgage loans
- Milkbusters: Did a ransom payment cause the Bitcoin rally?
- A worldwide Bitcoin treasure hunt
HAPPY BDAY ETHEREUM WHITE PAPER
Nine years ago wasn’t just when the concept of “conscious uncoupling” hit the mainstream (thanks but no thanks, Gwyneth.)
It’s also when Vitalik Buterin at the ripe, wizened age of… *checks notes* …19 intro'd his Ethereum smart contract platform to the World Wide Web.
He wrote the post, entitled “Welcome to the New Beginning,” on Jan. 23, 2014.
Essentially, the project wanted to:
- Fill the gap that Bitcoin left and act as a foundation for decentralized applications to build upon. Like Android for blockchain, just less janky.
It did not specifically intend to:
- Launch a native digital coin, Ether, for the network that would become the second largest crypto currency by market cap behind Bitcoin
But the project has ultimately done both.
There are more than 6,200 decentralized projects that exist on the Ethereum blockchain, and over a million transactions are processed daily.
It’s also the ~coolest kid~~ on the NFT block; it makes up 75% of all NFT volume. OpenSea is the largest online NFT marketplace and first launched on the Ethereum network.
Its founder hasn’t done so bad either. Our favorite Russian-Canadian memelord had a net worth of $1.5B in Nov. 2021 when the price of ETH was ~$4,500 (it’s ~$1,633 right now.)
And the rest of Ethereum’s OG team also birthed a boy band of new crypto players, some of whom built projects that are direct competitors of their old pal’s.
The tech world has the PayPal Mafia; crypto has its Ethereum gang:
- Charles Hoskinson launched Cardano (smart contract Ethereum rival platform & cryptocurrency) in 2017
- Anthony DiIorio (early Ethereum investor) launched Decentral & the Jaxx wallet
- Joseph Lubin kicked off ConsenSys (blockchain tech company built for Ethereum devs)
- And Gavin Wood, of course, is the father of blockchain/cryptocurrency Polkadot (fun fact: he also coined “Web3”)
Ethereum’s ascent to the same playing field as Bitcoin also meant a whole new form of identity politics.
Bitcoin has a cap of 21M coins and remains proof-of-work; Ethereum has no cap (no cap) and switched to proof-of-stake i.e. less energy burned to make-a-da-pasta.
Saying you’re a Bitcoin maxi or Ethereum die-hard is as much a statement as being Team Windsor or Team Megxit. Hit us up in the replies and tell us which you are.
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GOV'T BACKED LENDERS BAIL OUT CRYPTO BANKS
We rang up the Milk Man and told him something that gave him more nightmares than he got after watching “The Last of Us:”
Two big crypto banks are borrowing money from Federal Home Loan Banks (FHLBs.)
Yes, the same government-backed mortgage lenders (there are 11) founded in the 1930s to help people buy homes during the Great Depression. They started doling out cash to other banks instead over the years.
To put it bluntly: companies that operate adjacent to the volatile and currently frosty crypto space now owe billions to a 100-year-old traditional financial system.
That’s…not great.
Here’s the low down:
- Silvergate and Signature are two tradfi banks that jumped onto the crypto bandwagon and now supply hefty funds to the industry
- They were raking in that dough until the market started collapsing last year & customers withdrew their holdings faster than Usain Bolt on chicken nuggets.
- Signature’s deposits dropped for the first time in its 2 decades last year
- Signature went to its regional home-loan bank for a cool $10B in Q4, per the WSJ
- And Silvergate borrowed $3.6B
Sen. Elizabeth Warren is a known crypto critic and told The Journal it’s dangerous for “crypto to become intertwined with the banking system.”
To be clear, these FHLBs don’t take taxpayer money (phew.)
But them teaming up with banks that need to cover their crypto losses is still too close for comfort.
We’ll take the zombies instead, pretty please.
DID A RANSOMWARE PAYMENT PUMP BITCOIN?
Welcome back with another Milkbusters - where we debunk common myths & misconceptions in crypto. On today's episode, we’re here to answer one thing….
Did an FAA ransomware payment cause the recent pump in Bitcoins price?
Tucker Carlson seems to think so. In case you don’t know Carlson, he’s a primetime host on Fox News with resting WASP face.
Last week, Carlson dropped his new theory: the recent FAA outage caused Bitcoin’s price to spike.
The FAA’s computer systems went down on January 11th reportedly due to a network outage caused by a corrupt file. Since then, the price of Bitcoin has jumped over 20%.
Coincidence? Yes Carlson doesn’t think so. He claims that the U.S government was secretly forced into paying a ransom using Bitcoin, causing the price to jump.
So, is he right? Let’s dive in.
Myth #1: Ransomware payments can move a $440b market by over 20%
The Truth: Even if Carlson's theory (which many are calling a tinfoil hat) is right and the FAA did pay a ransom, it probably wouldn’t be enough to move the Bitcoin market.
Bitcoin has $440b+ market cap. It would take BILLIONS of dollars to move the price, even just a little bit. Not to mention a 20% price increase…
And historically speaking, ransom demands aren’t that much.
- Kaseya - large IT infrastructure for major companies. Ransom = $70M (largest ransom demand known to date; not paid)
- JBS Foods - one of the biggest meat processing companies in the world was hacked. Ransom = $11M (paid)
- Colonial Pipeline - U.S critical infrastructure that was hacked. Ransom = $4.4M (paid)
Multi-million dollar ransom payments trying to move a $440b market would look something like this…
Myth #2: “Ransoms of this kind are paid in Bitcoin”
The Truth: Contrary to popular belief, crypto is one of the worst ways to pay for a crime.
That Colonial Pipeline ransom I mentioned above? Sure, the $4.4M was paid in Bitcoin. But the FBI was able to recover most of the ransom payment a few months later.
Turns out a public ledger really sucks for secret ransom payments. Who knew?
MILK AND COOKIES
Regulators are cracking down. NY financial regulators are releasing new guidance on how companies should separate customers’ crypto assets from their own. This comes after FTX allegedly commingled funds like it was Spring Break in Cabo.
A Bitcoin treasure hunt. 12 crypto companies are teaming up to organize a world treasure hunt called “Hunting Sats”. For the next 12 days, each company will release one of the 12 seed phrase words to a Bitcoin wallet. People can try to brute force the password in order to win free crypto.
Bitcoin shorts dominate the week. According to the latest CoinShares report, 68% of crypto funds invested in short investment products (AKA they’re betting prices will decline). It also shows that regionally, opinions are polarized - U.S. is bearish, while Europe is bullish.
An award-winning acquisition. Doodles have acquired Golden Wolf, an award-winning animation studio. Doodles animation series coming soon? 👀
Nuclear power 🤝 Bitcoin mining. Cumulus Data, a zero-carbon data center manufacturer, is opening up a new nuclear-powered data center that will mine for Bitcoin. The data center is located in Bumblef*ck, Pennsylvania, and will start mining for Bitcoin later this quarter.
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That's a wrap for today. Stay thirsty & see ya tomorrow! If you want more, be sure to follow our Twitter (@MilkRoadDaily)
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