GM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that trims the fat from your crypto information diet and serves it up with a side of memes.
Here’re the quick highlights from the week:
- ✍️ Your September outlook
- 🎙️ Will Crypto ETF Flows Trigger the Next Altseason? w/ James Seyffart
- 🌐 Trump tariffs ruled 'illegal.' Now what?
- 🎲 Alt Season or exit season?
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WHAT YOU MISSED THIS WEEK (P1)
Crypto headlines you shouldn’t miss
👉 We laid out the September market roadmap, so you know exactly what events to look out for (read more)
👉 Here are 5 crypto apps that are absolutely printing cash right now — and all with tokens you can buy (read more)
👉 PumpFun progressed its plan to “Kill Facebook, TikTok, and Twitch” by increasing its creator earnings by 10x (read more)
👉 The job market is weakening, which is increasing the likelihood of rate cuts and benefiting crypto holders (read more)
👉 The crypto market is heating up… and so is our audience. With 350,000+ crypto-native readers, there’s no better time to get your brand in front of them (read more)
Top podcasts of the week 🎙️
👉 Will Crypto ETF Flows Trigger the Next Altseason? w/ James Seyffart (listen in)
👉 Why Government Debt Is Breaking the Global Economy w/ Quinn Thompson (listen in)
👉 Milk Road PRO All Access Market Pulse - Sep 3, 2025 (listen in)
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WHAT YOU MISSED THIS WEEK (P2)
All the macro stuff you might have missed 🌐
👉 Trump’s tariffs were just ruled to be illegal...now what? (read more)
👉 It’s the worst time of the year for risk assets...but our macro team isn’t ready to write September off just yet (read more)
The wild sh*t from the degen world 🎲
👉 Alt Season or exit season? How to avoid getting nuked…again (read more)
👉 You know what? Forget alt season — wen meme season?? (read more)
👉 We’ve just added a new event to our conference page: European Blockchain Week. Use code “MiLkROADebc” for a 20% discount on tickets (read more)
Alright, that’s all the news you missed this week.
Now for your side order of memes. 👇

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