GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter equivalent of switching on โauto updatesโ in your phone settings (we keep you up to date, like clockwork).
Hereโre the quick highlights from the week:
- โ๏ธ Alts entered price discovery
- ๐๏ธ Emergency market update from the PRO Team
- ๐ More bad jobs data - is this a problem?
- ๐ฒ The biggest meta of Q4
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WHAT YOU MISSED THIS WEEK
Crypto headlines you shouldnโt miss
๐ Alts entered price discovery after the sector broke its previous weekly all-time high (read more)
๐ Crypto fund flows hit new all-time highs, pulling in $5.95B last week (read more)
๐ Standard & Poorโs, curators of the S&P 500 index announced the Digital Markets 50 index, tracking 50 cryptocurrencies and companies (read more)
๐ You missed a BIG Monday! $BTC logged its highest weekly close, Galaxy announced a consumer app, and Grayscale flipped the staking switch (read more)
๐ Milk Road's Solana Price page is an easy way to track the price of $SOL and follow real-time updates. Bookmark this page and let Milk Road keep you dialed into everything $SOL, all day, every day (read more)
Top podcasts of the week ๐๏ธ
๐ Trump called for "massive" tariffs on China so the Milk Man called for a PRO Team emergency update (watch here)
๐ Ethereum Is the Structural Trade of the Decade w/ Joe Lubin Ethereum Co-Founder & SBET Chairman (listen in)
๐ Milk Road PRO AA Portfolio Update - Oct 8, 2025 (listen in)
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WHAT YOU MISSED THIS WEEK (P2)
All the macro stuff you might have missed ๐
๐ More bad jobs data - is this a problem? What does falling job growth mean for markets? (read more)
๐ Japanโs shock is a big market signal. What does this mean for asset markets? (read more)
The wild sh*t from the degen world ๐ฒ
๐ 3 tokens Iโm circling for uptober: $SNX, $HYDX, and $TWT are lining up for a big leg (read more)
๐ The biggest meta of Q4, and the tokens you can buy for it (read more)
๐ Milk Roadโs Bitcoin Price page offers real-time pricing for $BTC, keeping you updated on every move. With a clean layout and reliable data, itโs perfect for those closely tracking Bitcoinโs market activity (read more)
Alright, thatโs everything.
All you need to do now is pour yourself a novelty-sized cup of coffee, and enjoy these memes. ๐

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