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🥛 3 big things to watch this week 👀
Join the community of developers, investors, founders, brands, policymakers, and more who are tracking crypto’s comeback at the tenth annual Consensus, May 29-31 in Austin, Texas.Use code MILKROAD for 20% off.GM. This is Milk Road, the daily newsletter that’s as refreshing as that first sip of water in the morning. Here’s what we got for you......
PRO | Are You Ready For A 30% Pullback?
GM & welcome to our second Milk Road PRO report, rolling into your Saturday as reliably as the ice cream truck on a hot summer day.We're going to dive right in with a burning question that you should actively be thinking about. Are you prepared for a 30% pullback? What about a 50% pullback? Or even......
🥛 The 5 worst trades of the year 💩
GM. This is Milk Road, where we slice through the crypto buzz like a hot knife through butter – smooth, effortless, and straight to the point.Here’s what we got for you today:The top 5 worst trades of the year 💩Watch the first Milk Road Weekly Rollup 📽️The average crypto portfolio is up $2,804 in 2024......
🥛 Crypto has a new stablecoin 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by BetterHelp – your well-being is an investment worth making.Take the Personalized Assessment.GM. This is Milk Road, where we bring you the crypto news that matters – no detours, straight to the destination.Here’s what we got for you today:Crypto’s getting a new stablecoin 👀Milk Road is launching a podcast......
🥛 These 3 crypto sectors are on FIRE 🔥
GM. This is Milk Road, we give you crypto insights like you were sitting in the best seats at the movies - it’s the perfect view of all the action. Here’s what we got for you today: Crypto’s best-performing narratives 👀 The Milk Road PRO discount vanishes tonight ⌛ It’s comeback season for crypto fundraising......
🥛 What happened to crypto prices?! 🤬
GM. This is Milk Road, where we unwrap crypto trends like a fresh pack of gum on the school bus – everyone wants a piece.Here’s what we got for you today:WTF happened to crypto prices?! 🤬These indicators will show you the bull market top 👀Crypto funds are seeing inflows again 📊A new shiny token is......
🥛 Crypto has a new Layer 3 👀
GM. This is Milk Road, where we keep you ahead in the crypto game. No fancy jargon. Just straight talk and solid advice. Here’s what we got for ya today: Say hello to crypto’s new Layer 3 🔍 3 things to keep your eyes on this month 👀 How a student turned a “stupid idea”......
🥛 500 PRO Spots Sold Out in 3 Days 🤯
GM. This weekend was crazy. Mind blowing even. It nearly turned the Milk Man’s brain into cheese. First up, we successfully released the very first Milk Road PRO report. Yeeewww. 🥳 And we’re grateful for all the positive feedback—this truly made all of Milk Man’s sleepless nights worth it. 💪Read the report here to learn whether......
PRO | Will $BTC Outperform Altcoins This Cycle?
GM! Welcome to our first Milk Road PRO report, coming your way every Saturday, as reliable as pizza on game night. These PRO reports are exclusive to PRO members and will help you spot early trends, navigate the markets by limiting risk & catch those sweet cha-ching moments. 🤑If you’re reading this from the free side,......
🥛 March Recap: 3 big winners 👀
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🥛 1 BIG thing you need to watch tomorrow 👀
GM. This is Milk Road, we bring you crypto insights like a hit from a Capri Sun after soccer practice - refreshing and rewarding. Here’s what we got for you today:$15.2B in quarterly options contracts are expiring 👀It’s official: The Milk Man’s gone PRO 😎VCs are ‘aggressively’ returning to crypto 🍪Prices as of 12:30 PM......
🥛 A $62M heist 🕵️
Today’s edition is brought to you by LegalShield – providing 24/7 access to professional legal help.Be Legal Ready.GM. This is Milk Road, where we deliver your crypto insights like the paperboy – right to your digital front porch, every day.Here’s what we got for you today:A $62M crypto heist 🕵️Watch out! Crypto newsletters are getting......
MR PRO | 🚨 Crypto Markets are About to Turn
GM PRO DOers! 😎🚨 I’m sounding the alarm. 🚨The stars are aligning across various realms of market analysis. We appear to be reaching an inflection point in markets, and my spidey senses are tingling.I’m going to break it all down with charts in just a second. But here’s why this matters…Back in January of this......
MR PRO | Where Value Flows Onchain: Uniswap Edition
GM PRO DOers! 😎🚀 $1.67 trillion in trading volume.🚀 242 million transactions.🚀 $3.2 billion in revenue generated.🚀 $1.5 billion in $ETH burned.🚀 And $1.6 billion paid to Ethereum validators.Since November 1st, 2018, these are the outstanding numbers generated from Uniswap, the most successful application in crypto.Guess how much revenue Uniswap has generated from it all?$0ZERO......
MR PRO | Is the Moon Mission Still Intact? 🚀
GM PRO DOers! 😎A lot is happening across global markets on and off chain.Today we’re helping you make sense of it.Below we’re sharing the top 5 charts (and themes) we’re watching to help you capitalize on the opportunity that is the migration of just about everything to the onchain world. ⛓️Here’s what we’re covering:Inflation: Dead......
MR PRO | BAYC: How a Monkey JPEG Made 308 Millionaires
Gm DOers! 😎Imagine you can time travel… You go back to April 22, 2021, and mint a Bored Ape Yacht Club (BAYC) for $192 (0.08 ETH).In just over a year, you’re a millionaire! 🤯You’ve turned $192 into $1,144,644.Your one BAYC has led you to receive 5 airdrops, which you skillfully sold at near-top prices along the......
MR PRO | Should You Invest in Telegram Bots?
GM PRO DOers! 😎Did you know that over $5 billion in crypto has been traded using Telegram bots? 🤯A bit crazy for an industry that almost nobody is talking about, right? When we saw these insane stats, it got us thinking about whether or not this was legit. Often when someone utters the words bots and crypto......
MR PRO | Where Value Flows Onchain: Friend.Tech Edition
GM PRO DOers! 😎This past Saturday, the total Friend.Tech (FT) trading volume was $12.3M, vs just $9.15M for the entire NFT market. 🤯At the same time, daily active wallets interacting with Ethereum NFTs remained below 15k while Friend.Tech surpassed 10k daily active wallets. 📈While everyone is going crazy about Friend.Tech, we’re going crazy about the......
MR PRO | How We Know the Next Bull Cycle Will Come
GM PRO DOers! 😎It’s been a rough month for our beloved crypto assets, hasn’t it? 😓As you can see below, after a good start to 2023, August was the worst month of the year and September doesn’t appear to be starting out much better. 😬In fact, September appears to never perform well in crypto (see the......
MR PRO | Are Polygon and Immutable A Good Investment?
GM PRO DOers! 😎Part 3 of our L2 series is here. 🥳Today, we explore $IMX (Immutable’s token) and $MATIC (Polygon’s token, soon to be $POL).Two Layer 2 tokens that have been around much longer than $OP And $ARB, which we analyzed last week. This PRO report is a banger. Why? 🤔Because you’re about to learn......
