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MY TOP 3 TOKENS OF THE WEEK 💰
Look, degen.
You don’t have time to scan 40,000 new tokens a day. But I do. Or at least I pretend to.
Every week, I bring you 3 picks I think have legs.
Some are funny. Some are promising. Some are absolute garbage that might still hit 10x.
They’re not safe. They’re not sane. But they ARE what the market’s watching.
This week’s batch:
- $USELESS: The next $Fartcoin, but bigger
- $HOUSE: Can a meme flip the housing market?
- $ARENA: A launchpad printing real fees (and airdrops)
Let’s get it.
$USELESS: Don’t fade the hype
The best-named token since $PEPE? Well not really. $Fartcoin takes the cake there.
But this one is pure meme 🤌 and has the support of the Bonk community, including the infamous BonkGuy who owns 1% here.
The real kicker: it’s not a PumpFun token. It’s from Bonk’s homegrown launch pad. That is significant given Pump’s dominance on Solana.
What I’m saying: a lot of people want this one to make it.
Why I’m bullish:
- $100M MC and holding strong
- Not on PumpFun = more legitimacy
- Easy pathway to being next $FARTCOIN
- Oh, and it was featured on CoinDesk this week
How I’m playing it:
Honestly, I got major FOMO after calling it at $22M but not actually buying it. Still, that's not a reason to stay sidelined.
I’m eyeing a dip. I’d buy at $65M. Heck I’d buy at $40M. But I may not get that chance as this could run hard with a perp or T1 listing. Not impossible given the traction it's getting.
How to buy:
- You’ll need a Solana wallet (Phantom)
- CA: Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk
X Account: @TheUselessCoin
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MY TOP 3 TOKENS OF THE WEEK (P2) 💰
$HOUSE: The silent powerHOUSE
A token literally trying to flip the $80 trillion housing market. Yes, really.
$HOUSE is a memecoin with one of the funniest missions in crypto. It even has a website tracker showing their progress toward flipping the housing market as a whole (hint: they’re not close).
But the real reason we care is because Ansem, one of crypto’s loudest voices, once endorsed it. He does shill a lot of stuff, and there’s no guarantee that this wasn’t paid, but still - gotta listen when the man speaks.
Since then, the token has cooled but is holding quite steady in the $30M range, despite low volume and some consolidation.
It has also gained a new leading KOL in @LexaProTrader.
Why I’m bullish:
- Ansem shilled it.
- Buyers holding the line at $29M.
- The chart looks like that classic descending wedge… bullish reversal soon?
- One more tweet and we might see a run to the $100M+ range (ATH was $120M).
How I’m playing it:
Not a bad time to accumulate. Look for a deeper pullback if you’re patient. Long game here.
How to buy:
- You’ll need a Solana wallet (Phantom)
- CA: DitHyRMQiSDhn5cnKMJV2CDDt6sVct96YrECiM49pump
X Account: @HousecoinonSol
$ARENA: The next big launchpad
A launchpad and social app built on Avalanche that lets you earn tokens from new launches just by being a top 500 holder. Plus, every day its trenches see a new runner, and it looks like some big names are beginning to get the memo.
Arena’s token went nuts recently, hitting $250M FDV before pulling back. Only 25% of the total supply is out so far, with more coming via airdrops (supposedly). So yes, it’s inflationary for now…but the founder is active on social media and has a good head about him. He won’t kill a good thing.
Bonus: Check out my episode on the Arena app from May 25th
Why I’m bullish:
- Actual platform utility
- Daily volume is spiking
- Blow-off top already hit; finding new range
- Avalanche support (organic + influencer)
- Real rewards for top holders
- Also a streaming/social layer
How I’m playing it:
I sold on the way up around $60M MC, but I’m watching closely now. $25M-30M MC seems like solid reentry, if it dips that way.
How to buy:
- You’ll need an EVM wallet (Metamask, Rabby, etc.)
- You’ll need to buy some $AVAX on Avalanche
- CA: 0xB8d7710f7d8349A506b75dD184F05777c82dAd0C
X Account: @TheArenaApp
Dev: @JasonDesimone
Wrapping up
This week’s picks are bigger caps than usual, but all three are showing serious strength - either through community, traction, or straight-up vibes.
Yes, they could all 10x from here… Yes, they could all be at $0 by next week (doubtful).
Be smart. Don’t overbet. DYOR (or just read this every week).
And please… say a prayer for old LG and his bags 🙏
BITE-SIZED COOKIES FOR THE ROAD 🍪
Solana cofounder Toly endorsed a memecoin about forking SOL. His comment sparked buzz after joking that the more valuable chain would be whichever gets the most activity.
0xUltra has announced the next Loudio project, BL4NK. Backed by Bonk insiders and not launched via PumpFun, it’s got just enough chaos and credibility to make things interesting.
You’ll soon be able to trade $ASSDAQ and other memes directly on X. The new feature is part of Elon Musk’s push to turn the platform into a full-service financial “everything app”.
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