GM. This is Milk Road, your crypto co-pilot in a market that sometimes feels like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions.
Here’s what we’ve got for you today:
- ✍️ Coinbase Q4 2025 earnings.
- 🎙️ The Milk Road Show: Crypto Fear Hits EXTREME (5): Is This a Massive Opportunity? w/ John Gillen.
- 🍪 Inflation just dropped to its lowest level in nearly 5 years.
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COINBASE Q4 2025 EARNINGS 💰
Coinbase posted their Q4 earnings after market close last night.
We think it was one of their most important earnings reports to date.
… other folks? They, er, did not agree.
And it’s no surprise as to why - look at these headline numbers:
- Revenue down 22%.
- Consumer transaction revenue down 45%.
- A $2.49 loss per share when analysts expected $1 profit.
Looks terrible, right?
Here's the (bullish) reality everyone is either missing entirely, or straight up ignoring:
Coinbase isn't the same company it was in 2021.
They now have 12 (twelve!) different products generating over $100M annually.
Meaning their planned transformation from ‘crypto exchange’ to ‘financial super app’ is not only being taken seriously - it’s well underway.
And if you zoom out beyond the Q4 miss - you’ll see this transformation materializing in the numbers.
Lemme cook real quick…
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COINBASE Q4 2025 EARNINGS (P2) 💰
The long-term numbers are making us restless with excitement.
(The kind of ‘restless’ that’d make your dad pull over halfway into a road trip and threaten to turn around.)
- Market share doubled to 6.4% in 2025.
- Trading volume hit $5.2T for the year (up 156% year over year).
- Their subscription and services revenue reached $2.8B (that's 5.5x higher than the peak of the last bull cycle).
Want more? Here, have more!
Almost 1M people now pay for Coinbase One subscriptions (this has tripled in three years).
Coinbase acquired Deribit and became the global leader in crypto derivatives by open interest and options volume.
They launched prediction markets…
They launched equities trading…
Oh, and are handling crypto custody for over 150 government agencies.
The Q4 "miss" happened because consumer transaction revenue dropped.
Translation: retail wasn't aping into memecoins as hard in Q4.
That's supposed to be bearish?
The entire thesis against Coinbase has always been that they're too dependent on retail speculation during bull markets.
This earnings report shows they've been systematically fixing that problem.
The broader idea being: they’re building toll roads, not casinos.
When the next wave of institutional adoption hits, they’ll be the incumbent - and when the next wave of retail mania hits, they'll capture that too!
The beautiful part of all this is: now they won't be relying on either to survive.
This is what transformation looks like.
One quarter's miss during a downturn doesn't change the trajectory.
The "Everything App" thesis is playing out.
P.S. You can read our PRO report on Coinbase, here!
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