🥛 PRO | September survival guide 📘

Welcome to the seventh edition of the Degen PRO Report.

I’ve gotta say - I love writing these.

For the first time in my crypto career, I’m actually recapping my weekly moves, and it’s been eye-opening. Sometimes I reread them and barely recognize my own voice. It's a self-reflection I would recommend to everyone who trades like a freak.

Biggest takeaway? Gratitude. It's a privilege to do this silly stuff, and Milk Road wouldn’t exist without this community - notably the Degen PRO Discord, which has become one of my sharpest tools.

In there, my calls get challenged, my biases checked, and I get real feedback on what actually resonates. Iron sharpens iron.

Source: Degen PRO Discord

If you’re not in there yet, you’re missing out.

Let’s get to it, degen.

🧠 VIBECHECK

Last week I said the market was weird - and yeah, it still is.

Everyone’s bracing for a big move: either we rip into a giga pump, or we already topped and stumble into the annual September dump (before the face-melter Q4 run, right?).

Solana memes? They look dead and the timeline knows it. But a smart degen hunts in any condition - and sometimes the best play is just patience.

The hardest move in this game isn’t chasing pumps, it’s sitting on your hands, stacking stables, and waiting for the setup.

That’s why I’ve built a shopping list.

If we get a nuke - the kind that only lasts a day or two in a bull - I’ll be ready (the list is below). No panic, no emotion. Just clean entries while everyone else fumbles.

If we don’t, then great! All systems go for the next leg up.

📚 WEEKLY RESEARCH

World Liberty Finance: Launches September 1st

It blows my mind that more people aren’t talking about this. The biggest single-token event of 2025 was $TRUMP’s launch in January - and now that same squad is back, building an entire crypto empire.

Perps for the new token went live this week across multiple exchanges, and the current price already implies a staggering ~$30B valuation - although let's be real, that perp market has been manipulated to hell. Who knows what the broader market really thinks.

Source: Hyperliquid

But if even a fraction of these obscene bull posts turn out true, this could be another massive liquidity-sucking event for the entire market - maybe even the “nuke” I mentioned earlier. The key difference is that the market knows about it, unlike $TRUMP which was a surprise.

Either way, I’ve got cash ready and already hedging through other plays.

CAESAR terminal

This is the third time I’ve mentioned $CAESAR in less than a week - and for good reason. I’m still trying to figure out if it’s actually better than AIXBT.

For context: AIXBT costs me $200/month, while Caesar’s terminal currently runs 10k tokens for access (about $240).

So far, the results are… mixed. I ran similar queries on both tools and compared them on two things: accuracy and depth.

On accuracy: A query on $SIRE completely whiffed - Caesar couldn’t pull the right ticker. AIXBT nailed it instantly, complete with referral tweets.
On depth: I asked for low-cap projects traders/whales were buzzing about. Caesar’s answers were way more detailed, but also less reliable (and each query takes ~10 minutes).

Where Caesar does shine is broader finance. When I asked about the best stocks to buy in September, its directives drew on global market data, not just crypto chatter. That’s promising, even if it’s clunky right now.

💼 DEGEN TRADES

Spot trades

🟢 $CAESAR: Bought. I grabbed just enough to unlock terminal access (see above). I’m down ~10%, but that’s pocket change. I’m going to keep playing here.

🔴 $SANTA: Sold. I fully exited this one to free up capital for other plays. Still bullish long-term, but the opportunity cost of holding has been brutal. Price kept teasing a breakout above $6M, but has since cratered back to $3M.

For context: this is a Base AI play. The token was originally airdropped to Virtuals holders in December, and then taken over by QuestFlow this past Spring.

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