🥛 PRO | Too many tokens, not enough time 🕜

Welcome to the second Degen PRO Report.

It has been quite a week.

The $PUMP token crashed, and that’s not even worthy of a spot in this report.

If this is your first time reading a Degen PRO Report, here’s what to expect:

🧠 VibeCheck: the market mood, decoded
📚 Weekly Research: deep dives into the weirdest, wildest stuff I found
💼 Degen Trades: my personal trades, from glorious pumps to shameful rugs
🔭 Next on My Radar: the things I’m stalking next

If you want the real alpha, just skip right to that last part ;)

Let’s get to it, degen!

🧠 VIBECHECK

We’re getting frothy, fam. Every day I wake up drowning in alpha.

New tokens everywhere.

Each one with a half-dozen reasons to go full send.

It feels like you could throw money at anything and it’d rip.

But here’s the catch: everything that’s already running is up 2x, and chasing feels kind of gross. So the key right now is picking your runners and playing it smart.

Because the top always comes, even if it’s just a local one…and this week we watched the rally slam into a wall.

$SPX flirted with $2B. $FARTCOIN ran to $1.8B. Then BOOM, tariffs hit, and both nuked 15% in a day.

But the bull ain’t dead. And neither are the catalysts that send these tokens flying.

After all, $BNKR hit a new ATH at $75M. $ZORA pulled off a 4x as their creator token meta gained real traction.

Opportunities are everywhere. Just keep that sell button nice and close.

📚 WEEKLY RESEARCH

1/ Base App

The Coinbase app has officially rebranded to Base App and now every dev team on the planet wants their project featured in it.

One I’ve been hovering over is $NOICE, the winner of Base’s most recent Demo Day. It monetizes likes on social media and the team dropped a slick demo you can watch here.

That said, the token hasn’t broken ATH yet, so I’m waiting for the hype to cool off before making a move.

I also checked out the 2nd and 3rd place Demo Day projects. Here are the few that stood out:

$KIBBLE: A pixel cat mobile game now live in the Base app
$GIG: A gig-economy platform where most “gigs” are just social follows
$MT: Lets you create new tokens and pair them with existing ones (ex: $ZORA or $MAMO). I almost aped, but the tokenomics were way too vague. Keeping it on the watchlist for now.

2/ OpinionsFun

A quick follow-up to last week’s Research section: OpinionsFun went live and I created a “hot” opinion that's currently in the top 5: $ETH will hit $5k this cycle. Basically you trade “Agree” or “Disagree” on a big time opinion. Let's see if the idea gains traction.

💼 DEGEN TRADES

This was not a great week as many rallies stopped dead in the tracks and many of my small cap faves floundered!

Here’s what I got up to:

Spot Trades

Abstract Memes: I sold most of mine now that they are back to breakeven. The only one I’ve held is $ABSTER, and I may rotate that into $PENGU. Otherwise I’m strictly just holding ETH to accumulate Abstract XP now (which is how you get the airdrop).
$MAMO: I’ve unstaked from Virtuals in anticipation of selling. Their Coinbase listing will come soon (like $BNKR’s did this week), and that’s my exit. I’m also upset they didn’t honor Virtuals stakers in their new staking program.

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