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ETHEREUM’S 2029 ROADMAP JUST DROPPED AND IT’S A DOOZY! 🗺️
We need to talk about Ethereum's 2029 "Strawmap".
‘Cause it sets big, lofty, fast-paced goals for ETH…
But you might not have known that, because (in true ETH fashion) - the roadmap is a rats nest of complexity:

(Eewwww, gross - what even is that??)
Lemme break down what’s being planned as simply as I know how:
1. Finality first
When you send ETH right now, it takes about 16 minutes before the network is 100% sure that the transaction can't be undone. That's called ‘finality’.
The new Minimmit consensus mechanism would shrink that down to seconds by using a single round of voting instead of multiple rounds.
Block times would also get faster - from 12 seconds, stepping down through 8, 6, 4, and maybe eventually 2 seconds.
2. Throughput
Gas fees are the fuel the network burns to process transactions - and right now there's a pretty tight limit on how much it can burn per second.
This roadmap wants to blow that open by orders of magnitude across both the Ethereum Layer 1 (L1) and all of its Layer 2s (L2s).
The more gas can be burned → the more transactions can be processed → the more users the network can support.
Next up: snuffing out the quantum computing threat… 👇
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ETHEREUM’S 2029 ROADMAP JUST DROPPED AND IT’S A DOOZY! 🗺️
Where were we?
Ah yes. The ‘Q’ word…
3. Quantum (aaah, scary!)
Michael Saylor was just out here saying quantum threats to Bitcoin are still a decade-plus away and nothing to worry about…
But it’s hard to be ok with any timeline when there’s potential for old, un-updated wallets to be hacked.

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Ethereum's taking the opposite approach - treating quantum as a real engineering problem with an actual target fork to fix it.
The solution is switching to hash-based signatures, which don't rely on the math that quantum computers are expected to eventually break.
4. Privacy
Every single ETH transfer right now is completely public - the amount, who sent it, who received it - all of it.
Shielded transfers would change that.
Vitalik described the overall rebuild as a "Ship of Theseus" situation - where you swap out individual pieces one at a time until eventually the whole thing is new.
The TL;DR is this:
Ethereum is aiming to hit 7 hard forks (aka: major, non-backwards-compatible upgrades) by 2029, with the following goals…
- L1 throughput hitting 10k Transactions Per Second (TPS), up from 15-30.
- L2s scaling to 10M TPS, up from current 15-30k theoretical limits.
- Transaction finality cut from 16 minutes to 8 seconds.
- Shielded ETH transfers for actual privacy.
- ‘Post-quantum cryptography’ baked in.
Big, lofty, fast-paced… BULLISH!
(Now, if only everyone else could glean the same thing from the announcement, we’d be golden!)

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