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🥛 Is China about to pump $ETH & $BTC? ⛽
Today's edition is brought to you by Pyth Network - the leading blockchain oracle that has powered over $700B in transaction volume across 400+ applications and 70+ blockchains. Get rewarded for protecting DeFi with Pyth.GM. This is Milk Road. We print crypto insights faster than a central bank prints cash!Here’s what we got for you today:✍️......
🥛$ETH outperforms $BTC & $SOL 📈 No, seriously!
Today’s edition is brought to you by Eigenpie - the go-to platform for stacking yield on your $ETH and liquid staking tokens.Start earning more with Eigenpie!GM. This is Milk Road. The ‘DoorDash’ of crypto — delivering you daily insights, with a side of laughs.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Last week’s top gainers ($ETH......
🥛 Crypto might have lost me my inheritance 😔
GM. This is Milk Road, welcome to a surprise Sunday edition that’ll hit you like accidentally sending your boss a meme instead of a work file—awkward, but unforgettable.FIXING CRYPTO’S USABILITY PROBLEM 🔧“Chain abstraction.” Silly name. Very important solution.It’s the process of making crypto work without the need for an instruction manual. That means: No needing to check which......
Is Solana about to be dethroned? 👑
GM! Welcome to Milk Road PRO – the newsletter that collects crypto market insights, like a magpie collects shiny objects.Solana holders…how often are you pinching yourselves?It’s wild to think back to the start of 2023, when you could pick up $SOL for ~$10 per token.While nigh on a year later, its year-to-date (YTD) range is......
🥛 Q4 = Crypto Christmas 🎅 Here’s why…
Today's edition is brought to you by Gemini – your trusted US-based crypto exchange, whether you're new to the game or a pro. Start trading and snag $15 in $BTC just for getting started!GM. This is Milk Road – call us ‘Crypto Santa Claus,’ cause we're delivering the gift of positive crypto news!Here’s what we got......
🥛 $BTC supply crunch incoming? 📈 These charts say yes…
Today's edition is brought to you by Gemini – your trusted US-based crypto exchange, whether you're new to the game or a pro. Start trading and snag $15 in $BTC just for getting started!GM. This is Milk Road – aka Google Translate, for crypto!Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ $BTC supply crunch incoming?✍️ RWAs just......
🥛 Fed cuts 50 bps 🔪 Here’s the market’s reaction…
Today's edition is brought to you by Gemini – your trusted US-based crypto exchange, whether you're new to the game or a pro. Start trading and snag $15 in $BTC just for getting started!GM. This is Milk Road. Happy FOMC day to those who celebrate!Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ FED cuts rates by 50......
🥛 We’re moving to Bhutan ✈️ Here’s why…
Today's edition is brought to you by Gemini – your trusted US-based crypto exchange, whether you're new to the game or a pro. Start trading and snag $15 in $BTC just for getting started!GM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that yields insights and laughs (compounded daily).Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ $MSTR’s ‘Bitcoin strategy’......
🥛 Higher rate cuts = higher risk? 👀
Today's edition is brought to you by Gemini – your trusted US-based crypto exchange, whether you're new to the game or a pro. Start trading and snag $15 in $BTC just for getting started!GM. This is Milk Road, the heart healthy crypto newsletter. (We trim the fat).Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Rate cut expectations increased......
You can do more with your crypto
You sit down. Coffee on your desk. Whoop open your laptop and check your email. You see one from Milk Road. Milk Road on a Sunday? Woohoo. 🥳So what’s hot in the crypto world today? Welllll, not yet. This isn’t your daily newsletter. That comes out tomorrow.Today, the Milk Man is working overtime to tell......
Is your $ETH and $SOL working for you? ⚙️
GM! Welcome to Milk Road PRO — the reason for your growing neck pain. (That brain of yours is getting too big).The crypto market never sleeps.Which means leaving your holdings stagnant could mean missing out on significant opportunities. So it’s time to ask yourself:Are your assets maximizing their potential, or are they just gathering virtual dust?? 🫣(You......
🥛 5 must-see visuals for crypto investors 👀
Today's edition is brought to you by Uphold – your all-in-one platform to buy, sell, exchange, and store 300+ digital assets. Exclusive to US users: Earn up to 5% APY1 on idle USD!GM. This is Milk Road – your cheat sheet for crypto!Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ 5 visuals every crypto investor needs to......
🥛 Bitcoin is coming to Base: Coinbase unveils $cbBTC 🎁
Today's edition is brought to you by Uphold – your all-in-one platform to buy, sell, exchange, and store 300+ digital assets. Exclusive to US users: Earn up to 5% APY1 on idle USD!GM. This is Milk Road, where your daily crypto fix is smoother than a river stone draped in velvet.Here’s what we got for you......
🥛 Crypto’s next super app is…PayPal? 🧐
GM. This is Milk Road. We cut the crust off your crypto sandwich (good bits only).Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Is PayPal quietly trying to become a crypto super app?✍️ Inflation down (yew!), Yen strong (boo!)🎙️ The Milk Road Show: What Everyone Is Getting Wrong About Ethereum & Solana Right Now w/ Kyle......
🥛 $BTC doesn’t care who’s president, here’s proof 📊
Today's edition is brought to you by Origin Protocol. Earn real yield with Super OETH—enhanced liquid staking yield that has earned 13.1% APY over the last 14 days. Start earning today!GM. This is Milk Road. We're like a mother bird that chews up food and then—wait, no. Gross analogy. Point is: we make crypto news digestible.Here’s......
🥛 Stocks up, crypto down (what’s the hold up?) 🤔
Today's edition is brought to you by Origin Protocol. Earn real yield with Super OETH—no slippage, no risk, just pure rewards on Layer 2.Start earning today!GM. This is Milk Road. We monitor crypto news across 100+ browser tabs, so you don't have to!Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Stocks up, crypto suffering. (Here’s why)✍️......
The fastest growing DePIN project 🔥
GM! Welcome to Milk Road PRO—your weekly dose of crypto highlights!The market may be in the gutter – but one sector is refusing to quit!That’s right, we’re talking DePIN baaaby!The sector that bridges the gap between our everyday lives and the digital world – taking things we already use each day, and allowing us to......
🥛 Will the Fed stick the soft landing? 🛬
Today's edition is brought to you by Uphold, the all-in-one platform for trading 300+ assets. Discover new tokens, use advanced tools, and secure your BTC & XRP with Vault.Start trading today and secure your crypto future!GM. This is Milk Road. The newsletter that's always there – ready with a hug – whenever your portfolio is......
🥛 Waddup, fat app! 🍔
Today’s edition is powered by Caleb & Brown – your 24/7 crypto VIP access. Buy, sell, swap with a personal broker at your side.Level up your crypto game today!GM. This is Milk Road. Crypto is like a mess of old charging cables — and we’re here to help you untangle it!Here’s what we got for......
🥛 It’s make or break for markets: Here’s why… 🫣
Today’s edition is brought to you by Enkrypt - A true multichain browser extension wallet from MyEtherWallet ($ETH, $BTC, $DOT and $SOL soon)!Break up with your janky web3 wallet and download Enkrypt!GM. This is Milk Road. The daily read that’s as satisfying as the first click click of the BBQ tongs.Here’s what we got for......
