GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that comes in so hot you'll need asbestos gloves to handle it.
Here’s a taste of this week’s menu:
- 🔥 Crypto isn’t invited to this bull run.
- 🥵 BTC’s security model has an expiration date.
- 🌶️ AI is going to destroy more jobs than it creates.
On Sept 23, Milk Road's Martin sits down with Alumni Ventures to talk about blockchain and private markets. Save your free seat here.
HOT TAKES OF THE WEEK 🔥
Crypto is not invited to this bull market 🚫
Kyle (Co-owner at Milk Road) recently laid out his "everything bull market" thesis, and it stings a little if you're crypto native.
He says the setup is real, a Goldilocks macro backdrop plus AI ROI at every layer of the stack, but he doesn’t think crypto gets to participate in it yet.
Every layer from infrastructure to models to applications is printing profit, and Kyle's telling people to stay low on cash and buy the dips while that holds.
He says crypto will eventually get pulled along too, it just won’t be first in line.
Ouch!
🎙️ Listen to the full episode here.
Bitcoin's security model has an expiration date 💀
Matt Crosby (Bitcoin Magazine) is a major Bitcoin bull, but he isn’t a blind follower.
He just hit us with a long-term bear case on Bitcoin, pointing out that Bitcoin's fee revenue just hit its lowest yearly average since 2011, and miners like Riot are already pivoting to AI data infrastructure instead.
Matt's concern is that as block subsidy trends toward zero, fees alone won't be enough to keep miners securing the network, which opens the door to centralization risk or even a nation-state attack down the line.
Yikes!
🎙️ Listen to the full episode here.
AI is going to destroy more jobs than it creates 😬
M0xt (our Lead Analyst here at Milk Road) isn’t buying the "AI creates new jobs" narrative that's become consensus on the show.
He's looking at agent labor costs sitting at $6 to $8 an hour, cheaper than outsourcing to India, and a July jobs report that came in negative when the market expected 80,000 new jobs.
M0xt’s base case for when he thinks the real disruption starts showing up in the data is 2027 - and he thinks the market panics fast once it hits.
His plan for now is to keep holding the AI winners and get defensive only once that narrative actually breaks.
🎙️ Listen to the full episode here.
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HOT TAKES OF THE WEEK (P2) 🔥
Self-custody might not be for everyone anymore 🔐
Rob (Founder & Host of Digital Asset News) came in hot on the recent wave of hardware wallet hacks, Coldcard, Trezor, Safepal, that all hit within weeks of each other.
Rob says he's done being "that guy" who has to tell his wife the Lazarus Group wiped out the family's life savings, so now he splits everything across hardware wallets, Coinbase Prime custody, and ETFs instead of going all in on self-custody.
He's also skeptical the CLARITY Act does anything soon, calling the White House's crypto meeting "a posturing type of thing" since Democrats won't hand Trump a midterm-year win.
Rob's approach: diversify custody the same way you'd diversify a portfolio, because nobody's coming to save your bag if it gets drained.
🎙️ Listen to the full episode here.
Figure just out-earned every S&P 500 company except Nvidia and Micron 📈
M0xt broke down Figure's Q2 print and the number that stood out was brutal for the bears.
Figure's combination of 95% revenue growth and 55% EBITDA margins puts its Rule of 40 score around 168, which M0xt says beats literally every company in the S&P 500 outside of Nvidia and Micron.
He's dismissing the falling take rate as a non-issue, since it's just a byproduct of third parties now originating 65% of loans through Figure Connect instead of Figure's own balance sheet.
He’s holding for another quarter or two, with Wall Street's median target sitting near $50 against a $30 stock price at the time of the interview.
🎙️ Listen to the full episode here.
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BITE-SIZED COOKIES FOR THE ROAD 🍪
Scott Melker: People saying this is the worst bear market yet have the shortest memories imaginable.
Matt Crosby: Most people using the realized price as a buy signal are working with a flawed number.
Phwoar! Anthropic is targeting the largest IPO in history, trying to beat SpaceX's $75B raise.
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