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How to Invest for the Bull Market
GM! This is Milk Road. We show you how to pick 10 random coins on CoinMarketCap, invest $1,000 in each and get rich in the bull market. 🤑Because that’s how you invest successfully in crypto. Right? RIGHT?Obviously freaking not! It’s a losing strategy. Yet, this is the strategy that most people use. And it’s what......
🥛 ETH ETFs LIVE: Inflow predictions are… 😬
Today's edition is brought to you by Uniswap Extension — Swap, send and receive crypto with the first wallet extension to live in your sidebar.Download the Uniswap Extension today →GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that's as exhilarating as a surprise upgrade to first class. Buckle up, because $ETH ETFs are taking off,......
🥛 BIG WEEK: Biden drops out, Trump takes stage at BTC 2024! 😱
Today’s edition is brought to you by Squid - one place to swap your top tokens and collect your favorite NFTs across 70+ chains, all in under 20 seconds.And for 4 weeks only this summer, you’re invited to Squid Summer Camp.GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that’s as uplifting as a perfectly-timed compliment......
🥛 Are we entering the next phase of the bull market?
GM! Welcome to Milk Road PRO – your weekly dose of top-tier crypto insights that will leave you feeling like an A-List celebrity at the crypto grammys. 🏆 Something unusual is happening in the markets. 👀 Stocks are skyrocketing (orange), while crypto is plummeting (blue). Typically, crypto tends to correlate with stocks, so what's going on? 🤔Source: TradingViewWhenever......
🥛 Top 3 crypto founders reshaping our future 🧑💼
Today’s edition is brought to you by Agoric – a web3 native, on-chain orchestration platform for chain abstracted applications.Innovate your applications with Agoric.GM. This is Milk Road, your daily dose of reliable crypto news—because unlike Windows computers, we never crash! 🟦 Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Top 3 crypto founders💰 Funding Friday: Special edition🎙️......
🥛 Double your crypto? Sanctum tries a new airdrop strategy 🪂
GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that’s more refreshing than jumping into a pool on a scorching summer day.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Top 3 index tokens✍️ Sanctum drops new airdrop meta🥛 PRO portfolio updates🎙️ The Milk Road Show: Blackrock CEO Larry Fink "Bitcoin is Legit" + ETH ETF Launch Date......
🥛 ETH ETFs go live on July 23rd – Everything you need to know! 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Agoric – a web3-native, on-chain orchestration platform for seamless multi-chain experiences.Enhance your applications with Agoric orchestration.GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter so bright, sunflowers turn our way.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ ETH ETFs set to go live on July 23rd✍️ Trump picks a pro-crypto......
🥛 HUGE $9B unlock from Mt. Gox: Bearish or bullish? ⛰️
Today's edition is brought to you by Uniswap Extension — Swap, send and receive crypto with the first browser extension to live in your sidebar.Download the Uniswap Extension today →GM. This is Milk Road, your backstage pass to the crypto circus. Step right up and witness the greatest show on the blockchain. Elephants not included.Here’s......
🥛 Germany’s BIG Bitcoin dump is over – Here’s what happened! 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by CoinGecko API – the most comprehensive and reliable all-in-one crypto data API, supplying crypto price, metadata, market and onchain DEX data.Subscribe now for 15% off with code “MILKROAD15”.GM. This is the Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that gives you the same feeling as when you put your hand out......
🥛 Solana: Price vs. Fundamentals ⚔️
GM! Welcome to Milk Road PRO – your weekly crypto dive that’s sharper than a Solana price dip. 😬Solana's price has dropped 35% since its peak in March. Despite the dramatic price drop, we believe $SOL is poised for a major breakout.Why? Because the fundamentals of Solana are continuously improving. 📈The divergence between the price and......
🥛 Battle of the blockchains: Stablecoin supremacy 🪖
Today’s edition is brought to you by Agoric – an orchestration and smart contract platform for universally accessing liquidity from across web3.Discover how Agoric can simplify your multi-chain experience.GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that's as smooth as Michael Jordan's fadeaway jumper.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ The race to acquire stablecoins💰......
🥛 US economy cools, interest rate cut inbound? ✂️
Today’s edition is brought to you by Agoric - where you can build and deploy secure DeFi applications using the world’s most popular programming language, JavaScript.Say goodbye to multi-chain chaos!GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that feels like free Slurpee day at 7-Eleven—every single day. **checks calendar**Here’s what’s slurping today:✍️ US Economy is......
🥛 Global crypto ownership: What nations are leading the way 🌎
Today’s edition is brought to you by Agoric - where you can build and deploy secure DeFi applications using the world’s most popular programming language, JavaScript. Orchestrate the DeFi future of your dreams.GM. This is Milk Road, serving crypto realness with zero calories and double the flavor.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Global crypto ownership✍️......
🥛 Is Solana setting up for a moon shot? 🚀
GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter as golden as an old-school MTV show.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Is Solana setting up for a moon shot?📊 Graph of the day: Bitcoin post halving ✍️ PRO “Where are we in the cycle?” indicators🎙️ The Milk Road Show: Have we hit the bottom and what’s......
🥛 4 BIG things to watch for this week 🧭
Today’s edition is brought to you by Redbelly Network – the world’s ONLY public purpose-built Real-World Asset tokenization network.Join the Incentivized Testnet today.GM. This is Milk Road, where we dish out crypto news saucier than grandma’s secret spaghetti recipe.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ 4 big things to watch out for this week✍️ Top......
🥛 DeFi will hit $700B market cap by EOY 2025
GM! Welcome to Milk Road PRO – your weekly crypto dose that’s hotter than a DeFi summer. 🥵Today, we're diving into the world of Decentralized Finance (DeFi), a sector we predict will skyrocket to $700 billion by the end of 2025.That’s an astounding 8x increase from where it stands now. But here's the kicker: not all......
🥛 Here’s why Bitcoin will end 2024 MUCH higher 🟢
Today’s edition is brought to you by PayPal - the PayPal stablecoin PYUSD is live on Solana.GM. This is Milk Road, bringing the bullish vibes even when the market's as red as a lobster at a sunbathing contest. Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Is crypto ok? 💰 It’s Funding Friday✍️ COTD: 2025 crypto predictions 🎙️ Milk......
🥛 BOOM! $20T to enter crypto markets in the next decade! 🤯
Today's edition is brought to you by GlobalBanks.com - helping crypto investors & entrepreneurs navigate cross-border banking and financial services.Video: Zero-headache “crypto cash out strategy”GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that's more satisfying than finding the perfect mixtape in your CD collection. Get ready to groove to the rhythm of financial success.Here’s what......
🥛 Pudgy Penguins are moon bound… literally! 🌕
Today’s edition is brought to you by PayPal - the PayPal stablecoin PYUSD is live on Solana.GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter that's more addictive than a game of Snake on your old Nokia phone.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Pudgy Penguins making moves✍️ Milky Movements: June’s winners & losers🎙️ The Milk......
🥛 Top 5 blockchains in 2024 by the numbers 🥇
Today’s edition is brought to you by MetaMask – the leading self-custodial wallet to manage your identity, digital assets and to explore web3.Secure your crypto journey today!GM. This is Milk Road, your crypto Pop Rocks. Experience the explosive sensation of profitable opportunities popping in your portfolio.Here’s what we got for you today:✍️ Top 5 blockchains......
