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- ✍️ 3 bullish charts for every crypto investor.
- 🎙️ The Milk Road Show: Natalie Brunell: Retail Still Isn’t in Bitcoin… And That’s Extremely Bullish.
- 🍪 DeFi United.
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3 BULLISH CHARTS FOR EVERY CRYPTO INVESTOR 🤑
As we said last Friday, we like to find an excuse to send you off into the weekend with a big ol’ smile on your face.

So here’s our best attempt to do just that.
Here are the 3 bullish charts every crypto investor wants to see right now.
1. Bitcoin continues to rip
This week, Bitcoin pushed above $79,000.
This is its highest level since early February.
In fact, BTC is up 24% since the start of the war.
When the war started, most people expected the S&P 500 to fall and BTC to fall even harder.
But something wild happened:
- The S&P 500 did dip but then recovered to touch new highs.
- While Bitcoin didn’t really have a big drop at all (see below).
(Do you have a smile on your face yet?)

2. ETFs are following the same trend
Instead of boring you with long paragraphs, here are the quick numbers:
- Spot Bitcoin ETFs recorded $2B in net inflows during an 8-day streak of positive flows.
- 8 of the last 9 weeks have seen positive net flows.
- Since the start of the U.S.-Iran war, the Bitcoin ETFs have pulled in a total of $4.5B.
The takeaway:
Institutions are still interested in Bitcoin.
(Smile getting bigger?)

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3 BULLISH CHARTS FOR EVERY CRYPTO INVESTOR (P2) 🤑
3. Crude oil is still below $100
This one’s the most important chart right now.
When the Strait of Hormuz closed, there were a lot of estimates.
“If the Strait of Hormuz remains closed till mid-April, we could see oil prices fly past $150.”
But the highest crude reached was around $120 and now it’s back below $100.
Here’s why:
Markets are pricing in a potential U.S.-Iran resolution after the ceasefire headlines.
When crude oil trades above $100, we call this the “stagflation zone.”
If crude prices stay there too long:
- Growth starts to take a hit.
- Inflation rises.
- Markets get nervous.
So seeing oil below $100 is a win for risk assets.
(You gotta be smiling now at least.)

Wrapping up
The macro backdrop for risk assets still looks bullish.
The main unresolved risk is the U.S.-Iran war.
If we get a real resolution there, markets could have another leg higher.
On that note, have a great weekend!

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