🥛What Elon's new Twitter could look like 👀

GM. This is the Milk Road, the daily crypto newsletter that covers all the bases like Aaron Judge after he scores a home run.

Damn, that guy is good.

This is what we got for you today:

• Elon offers to buy Twitter [again]
• 2 brothers, the U.S government, and millions of dollars in Bitcoin
• Quick bites
• Meme of the day

In case you’ve lost track at home:

• Elon got invited to join Twitter’s board
• Elon accepts, it’s announced, Jack & Parag (the current CEO) tweet out celebration
• Elon changes his mind. Says no to joining the board
• Elon decides to just buy the whole company instead (boss move)
• Elon changes his mind again.
• Elon uses “bots” as an excuse as to why he suddenly doesn’t want to buy twitter (even though it’s really because the stock market crashed, and now his offer price is way too high)
• Elon tries to backout
• Twitter sues him, trying to force him to buy it
• …then yesterday, Elon “announced” he’s going to buy it at the original price ($44B)

Elon’s like my dad trying to decide what to order at a restaurant. He changes his mind 7 times and then orders the first thing he saw.

Wait, what does this have to do with crypto?

Luckily, Elon’s text messages are like my guest bathroom. Leaky.

That's right, his text messages got leaked. And here’s his idea for a “Twitter on the blockchain” that he sent to Jack Dorsey (the original creator of Twitter).

This was originally an idea for getting rid of spam in email.

If you make everyone pay a tiny amount (like a fraction of a penny) to send a message, it doesn’t bother anyone…but for spammers sending mass messages, it gets too expensive to spam.

And then by making it a protocol of messages, there would be no central company (Twitter) to censor messages.

This would be really bold, but also sounds like fan fiction. Then again..the dude did build electric cars and teach rockets to land on their butts… so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt!

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Man, do I have a story for you.

Ladies & gents, get your milk & cookies ready. This is a Netflix crypto classic in the making.

It all begins with Larry Harmon, an OG Bitcoin investor. Larry built multiple crypto companies, but he quickly realized there was a ton of demand in one specific market…

The dark web.

So in 2014, he created Helix - a crypto mixer (aka a tool that can help “anonymize” crypto transactions). It became so popular that it was used by AlphaBay, the largest dark web marketplace (10x bigger than the Silk Road)

Then in 2017, AlphaBay was taken down by the F.B.I. But they were still looking for the team behind Helix.

After going through thousands of blockchain transactions and subpoenaed emails, they found one piece of evidence behind it all…

Larry’s personal email. 

Busted.

In 2020, Larry was arrested for laundering over $300m and his hardware wallet with all his Bitcoin was taken.

But this is where things get interesting.

A few months later, the Feds noticed that over $5m in Bitcoin had moved out of Larry's hardware wallet into new wallets they didn’t know about before.

But, how could this be? The hardware wallet was sitting inside an evidence room...

They called for an emergency hearing. The prosecutors ripped Larry apart and demanded he confesses.

Larry has no idea what’s going on and reminds everyone he’s been in jail. But then it hit him, he realized who it was...

His younger brother, Gary. 

So what’d Larry do? He agreed to cooperate with the U.S government to catch his bro. In return, they’d cut down some of his 20-year prison sentence for "good behavior".

Lucky for Larry, his brother isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. As soon as Gary stole the $5m, he went on a spree.

• Used some Bitcoin to take out a $1.2m loan that he used to buy a luxury condo
• Started flying around in private jets
• Cashed out a $52k check titled “crypto” in the memo line
• Bought a brand new Audi

But the thing that put the nail in the coffin? This pic of him sitting in a bathtub full of cash.

The funny part is Gary had just filed for unemployment after losing his previous job... working for his brother, Larry! You can't make this stuff up.

I can only imagine what Thanksgivings were like at the Harmon household.

Coinbase announces they have a documentary coming out on Friday.  It’ll be available on Amazon Prime, iTunes, and YouTube.

Telegram launches a new P2P crypto exchange. It will let users buy & sell crypto from each other directly through the Telegram app.

Fidelity has a new Index Fund that will let clients invest directly in ETH. It raised $5m in the first week.

Shopping.io partners with Polygon to let users buy items from Amazon, eBay, Walmart, etc using $MATIC. Polygon strikes again!

Bitwise launches a new Web3 ETF that invests in up to 40 web3 companies. The top holdings include Coinbase, Roblox, Facebook, Unity Software, and more.

That's a wrap for today. Stay thirsty & see ya tomorrow!

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DISCLAIMER: None of this is financial advice. This newsletter is strictly educational and is not investment advice or a solicitation to buy or sell any assets or to make any financial decisions. Please be careful and do your own research.