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🥛 500 PRO Spots Sold Out in 3 Days 🤯
GM. This weekend was crazy. Mind blowing even. It nearly turned the Milk Man’s brain into cheese. First up, we successfully released the very first Milk Road PRO report. Yeeewww. 🥳 And we’re grateful for all the positive feedback—this truly made all of Milk Man’s sleepless nights worth it. 💪Read the report here to learn whether …...
PRO | Will $BTC Outperform Altcoins This Cycle?
GM! Welcome to our first Milk Road PRO report, coming your way every Saturday, as reliable as pizza on game night. These PRO reports are exclusive to PRO members and will help you spot early trends, navigate the markets by limiting risk & catch those sweet cha-ching moments. 🤑 If you’re reading this from the …...
🥛 March Recap: 3 big winners 👀
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🥛 1 BIG thing you need to watch tomorrow 👀
GM. This is Milk Road, we bring you crypto insights like a hit from a Capri Sun after soccer practice – refreshing and rewarding. Here’s what we got for you today: $15.2B in quarterly options contracts are expiring 👀 It’s official: The Milk Man’s gone PRO 😎 VCs are ‘aggressively’ returning to crypto 🍪 Prices …...
🥛 A $62M heist 🕵️
Today’s edition is brought to you by LegalShield – providing 24/7 access to professional legal help. Be Legal Ready. GM. This is Milk Road, where we deliver your crypto insights like the paperboy – right to your digital front porch, every day. Here’s what we got for you today: A $62M crypto heist 🕵️ Watch …...
MR PRO | 🚨 Crypto Markets are About to Turn
GM PRO DOers! 😎 🚨 I’m sounding the alarm. 🚨 The stars are aligning across various realms of market analysis. We appear to be reaching an inflection point in markets, and my spidey senses are tingling. I’m going to break it all down with charts in just a second. But here’s why this matters… Back …...
MR PRO | Where Value Flows Onchain: Uniswap Edition
GM PRO DOers! 😎 🚀 $1.67 trillion in trading volume.🚀 242 million transactions.🚀 $3.2 billion in revenue generated.🚀 $1.5 billion in $ETH burned.🚀 And $1.6 billion paid to Ethereum validators. Since November 1st, 2018, these are the outstanding numbers generated from Uniswap, the most successful application in crypto. Guess how much revenue Uniswap has generated …...
MR PRO | Is the Moon Mission Still Intact? 🚀
GM PRO DOers! 😎 A lot is happening across global markets on and off chain. Today we’re helping you make sense of it. Below we’re sharing the top 5 charts (and themes) we’re watching to help you capitalize on the opportunity that is the migration of just about everything to the onchain world. ⛓️ Here’s …...
MR PRO | BAYC: How a Monkey JPEG Made 308 Millionaires
Gm DOers! 😎 Imagine you can time travel… You go back to April 22, 2021, and mint a Bored Ape Yacht Club (BAYC) for $192 (0.08 ETH). In just over a year, you’re a millionaire! 🤯 You’ve turned $192 into $1,144,644. Your one BAYC has led you to receive 5 airdrops, which you skillfully sold …...
MR PRO | Should You Invest in Telegram Bots?
GM PRO DOers! 😎 Did you know that over $5 billion in crypto has been traded using Telegram bots? 🤯 A bit crazy for an industry that almost nobody is talking about, right? When we saw these insane stats, it got us thinking about whether or not this was legit. Often when someone utters the …...
MR PRO | Where Value Flows Onchain: Friend.Tech Edition
GM PRO DOers! 😎 This past Saturday, the total Friend.Tech (FT) trading volume was $12.3M, vs just $9.15M for the entire NFT market. 🤯 At the same time, daily active wallets interacting with Ethereum NFTs remained below 15k while Friend.Tech surpassed 10k daily active wallets. 📈 While everyone is going crazy about Friend.Tech, we’re going …...
MR PRO | How We Know the Next Bull Cycle Will Come
GM PRO DOers! 😎 It’s been a rough month for our beloved crypto assets, hasn’t it? 😓 As you can see below, after a good start to 2023, August was the worst month of the year and September doesn’t appear to be starting out much better. 😬 In fact, September appears to never perform well in …...
MR PRO | Are Polygon and Immutable A Good Investment?
GM PRO DOers! 😎 Part 3 of our L2 series is here. 🥳 Today, we explore $IMX (Immutable’s token) and $MATIC (Polygon’s token, soon to be $POL). Two Layer 2 tokens that have been around much longer than $OP And $ARB, which we analyzed last week. This PRO report is a banger. Why? 🤔 Because …...
🥛 ETH ETF coming soon? 👀
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🥛 2 crypto myths debunked! 🔍
Today’s edition is brought to you by DeepBrain Chain – a decentralized high-performance GPU computing network backed by a dynamic community uniting developers, investors, founders, and policymakers who are leading the charge in mainstreaming cryptocurrency. Visit DeepBrain Chain to learn more! GM. This is Milk Road. We spread crypto news like butter on toast – …...
🥛 The Top 5 Tokens of the Week 🤑
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🥛 Ethereum’s in the hot seat 🧐
Today’s edition is brought to you by DeepBrain Chain – a decentralized high-performance GPU computing network backed by a dynamic community uniting developers, investors, founders, and policymakers who are leading the charge in mainstreaming cryptocurrency. Visit DeepBrain Chain to learn more! GM. This is Milk Road, where we share crypto wisdom like passing down a …...
🥛 Happy FOMC Day! 👀
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🥛 Uh-oh! Prices are dropping… 👀
Today’s edition is brought to you by Phemex – a top 5 crypto exchange that has captivated the crypto community with the rollout of its innovative social trading platform, Phemex Pulse. Explore Trading Groups that Pay YOU! Milk Road here, where we break down the crypto market like a mechanic with an old truck – …...