January 14, 2023

🥛 Presenting… the Bentley of blockchains

Gm. This is Milk Road. The daily newsletter that brings you the best news from crypto, rain or shine.

I don't know if you checked your portfolio but prices are up BIG.

We haven't seen this much green since Saint Paddy's day.

ETH is up 9% and Bitcoin is up 11% since Friday. Some people think this is a dead cat bounce, but after the year we just had, we'll take it.

Now, onto the good stuff…


We all use ‘em. Everyone talks about ‘em. But not many people know how they actually work.

And the reality is that’s okay, because… Blockchains are a lot like cars.

People use them all the time. They get us from Point A → Point B. But no one really knows what’s going on under the hood or what a Catalytic Converter does.

(Except my mechanic Rico, that mfer is the Car Whisperer.)

The important thing you need to know is there are different cars for different use cases.

You don’t wanna use a Fiat car for your 8-person family. Unless you’re performing at the next Cirque du Soleil.

You don’t wanna use a Diesel-powered Ford F-150 Raptor to drive around New York City. Unless you wanna end up on the cover of Villains of the Environment.

You don’t wanna use a Volkswagen Beetle to drive in the jungle. Unless you wanna end up stranded and on an improv episode of Survivor.

You get the point – different cars for different cases.

Blockchains are the same way. There is no “one-blockchain-fits-all."

One blockchain might be faster, while another is more secure. One might be better for NFTs, while another is better for decentralized finance apps.

Which is exactly why we’re big believers that the future of crypto is multichain.

So today, we’re presenting the Milk Road Blockchain Show. Where we’ll take a look under the hood to better understand some of the blockchains and what they’re good for.

And we’re teaming up with a special friend to make it all happen…

thirdweb – they provide tools for companies and developers to build Web3 apps. thirdweb doesn’t just think the future of crypto is multichain, they’re building tools compatible with over 10 different blockchains, including every single EVM chain.

First up, we got…


Bitcoin is la creme-de-la-creme of crypto. When you think of Bitcoin, you think of things like….

Luxury. Security. Durability. And of course, OG status.

So it’s only right to compare Bitcoin to… *drumroll* …The Bentley.

Here’s how Bitcoin and Bentleys are similar:

1/ Both are slow to produce

Bentleys might be fast, but they’re one of the slowest producing manufacturers out there.

In total, it takes 400+ hours to produce one single Bentley Mulsanne. ~136 hours are spent just on the interior trim.

(Almost as long as my wife takes on her eyeliner. As she says, "Beauty takes time”.)

Bitcoin is the same way – it's the slowest blockchain out there.

It can only process 7-10 transactions per second and the average transaction time is ~10 minutes. (But those numbers are on a good day – when the stars are aligned, the moon is full, and LeBron is hitting all his 3’s.)

Sometimes transactions can take up to 60 minutes. Which is why all Bitcoin users know this pain…

2/ Both take a lot of energy & work to produce

Fun fact: it takes ~45 people to build one single Bentley W12 engine. And some of those lucky people have to go through a 600-point checklist before the final sign-off.

In other words, it takes a f*ck ton of energy & work to make the Bentley go vroom.

Bitcoin is the same way. Its what’s called a proof-of-work (PoW) blockchain. Now, we won’t go into all the nitty gritty details of what PoW is, but all you need to know is…

It takes a lot of work & energy to maintain the Bitcoin blockchain.

  • Uses 7x more energy than Google’s global operations

  • Uses more energy than countries like Denmark, Chile, Finland, and the Netherlands

  • 1 BTC transaction uses as much energy as 50 days of power for the avg US house

But all this time & energy are needed. And that’s because…

3/ Both are secure & durable

You see, blockchains have a trilemma between being scalable, being decentralized, or being secure. And they can only pick 2 out of those 3…

It’s a lot like the college trilemma – you have to pick between good grades, a good social life, or good sleep. Which is why the Milk Man was living on Red Bull and 26-minute power naps. (Don’t try this at home, kids.)

What Bitcoin lacks in scalability, it makes up for in security & decentralization. It’s one of the most secure & durable blockchains out there. It’s lasted 14+ years and hasn’t had a major hack take it down, yet.

Bentleys are similar – they’re all about durability & security. ~80% of all Bentleys ever created are still functional (#BuiltDifferent).

They even have bullet-proof cars for celebs & royalty like Queen Elizabeth (R.I.P.), James Bond, and the Milk Man.

And finally…

4/ Both are symbols of luxury & have unique use cases

Bitcoin & Bentley are both expensive.

  • BTC hit an all-time high of $69k and has the largest market cap out of any crypto

  • Bentleys can cost up to ~$300,000

In other words, if someone owns Bitcoins or Bentleys… you’ll know it. They’ll be at your nearest Country Club or SoHo House talking about it. And yes, I’ll eavesdrop to hear how many they own.

Which makes Bentleys & Bitcoin good for one thing.

Bentleys are a good weekend-flex car. You aren’t gonna use a Bentley to drive in the city much or use it to help you move.

Bitcoin is good as a secure, decentralized, financial asset. Do you like money but don’t like the government? Bitcoin is your answer.

But you aren’t really going to use the Bitcoin blockchain for NFTs or Decentralized applications.

That’s where other blockchains come in…


Ethereum can do a lot of things. You can build DeFi apps. You can create NFTs. You can use it as a financial asset.

It’s a multi-purpose chain. So it’s only right to compare Ethereum to… Toyota.

Here’s how Ethereum & Toyota are similar:

1/ Both are versatile

Toyotas are used for anything and everything.

Got kids? Say Hello to the Toyota Sienna. The King of all Mini Vans.

Want speed? Look no further than the Toyota Supra.

Want comfort & convenience? Roll up in the Toyota Corolla.

Want to pull a mountain? The Toyota Tundras got your back.

Want to save the environment? Have no fear, the Toyota Prius is here.

Ethereum is the same way. All the most popular NFTs, DeFi apps, etc are on the Ethereum blockchain.

That’s because Ethereum is scalable. Remember the blockchain trilemma? Well, Vitalik and the Ethereum founders decided to prioritize scalability above all.

And it’s all thanks to something called smart contracts. In simple terms, they’re computer programs stored on the blockchain that run when predetermined conditions are met.

It lets users transact securely & anonymously without having to go through a central authority. Smart contracts are at the core of everything on Ethereum. (DeFi apps, NFTs, etc all use em’.)

2/ Both are eco-friendly

Remember how much work & energy it takes to complete a Bitcoin transaction?

Well, Ethereum is the opposite. It’s now running on what’s called Proof-of-Stake (PoS,) which a lot less energy consuming than PoW.

Ethereum used to use PoW, but it made the switch over to PoS last year during The Merge.

Why? By using PoS, Ethereum is using 99.99% less energy than it did before. In other words, it went from a Toyota Supra (sports car) to a Toyota Prius (eco-friendly, hybrid car.)

We won’t go through all the specifics here, but if you wanna learn more about it here’s an amazing thread by our friend Jon Wu. The best part is he explains it like a mechanic with a Brooklyn accent… fuhgeddaboudit.

And finally…

3/ Both are super popular, which means it can get expensive to use

Ethereum has become one of the most used blockchains.

The most popular NFT collections like Bored Ape, Crypto Punks, etc and DeFi apps like Uniswap, Compound, and Aave are all on Ethereum. Which is great…

Except for the fact that the more popular Ethereum has become, the more expensive it is to use the blockchain to complete transactions. No bueno.

When things are busy on the Ethereum blockchain, it can sometimes cost you up to $100+ just in transaction fees. It’s one of the big downsides of using Ethereum right now.

Which is where Layer 2s come in…


To help explain, let’s go back to the Toyota comparison. Toyotas are one of the most popular cars out there. And it’s now become the most used car for…

Uber rides.

But as more people use Uber, the more expensive it gets. AKA if you’re using Uber on a Friday night, you’re gonna need to take out a loan from the bank beforehand.

That’s where Layer 2s come in. You can think of them as yellow taxi cabs.

Sure, they’re not as convenient or prestigious and sometimes smell like vomit from the drunk guy the night before. BUT…

They make it cheaper, faster, and more scalable to do transactions on Ethereum. And there are a few L2s that have been making some noise recently:


Arbitrum is a Layer 2 Optimistic Rollup. It makes transactions a lot cheaper & faster.

To compare, sending ETH will cost ~$0.05 on Arbitrum vs $0.82 on Ethereum's main network. (16x cheaper)

And our friends at thirdweb tell us Arbitrum has put up big numbers on their supported blockchain. There have been 10k+ transactions, 500+ unique smart contracts, and 400+ unique deployers.


Polygon is a decentralized Ethereum scaling platform. And it was a top contender for MVP (Most Valuable Protocol) of 2022.

It had the biggest partnerships of the year – including with Starbucks, JP Morgan, and Disney. And its usage & adoption has exploded recently.

Number of transactions on Polygon smart contracts (deployed on thirdweb.)

  • October: 166,481

  • November: 232,203

  • December: 592,738


Optimism is a fast, stable, and scalable L2 blockchain “built by Ethereum developers, for Ethereum developers.”

And it’s also seen a huge spike in activity recently. Optimism transactions on thirdweb jumped 6,000% month on month in December. They had 350k+ transactions, 400+ unique contracts, and 100+ deployers.

In a nutshell: The Layer 2 Wave is here. A bunch of DeFi apps, NFT collections, etc are all being built using L2s on Ethereum.


Solana is built for one thing… speed. The creators of Solana were a lot like Tom Cruise in Top Gun.

They feel the need, the need for speed.

So, it’s only right to compare Solana to… The Alfa Romeo.

Here’s how Solana & Alfa Romeo are similar:

1/ They’re both super fast

Alfa Romeo can hit the speed of 200 mph and can hit 0-to-60 in under 3.6 seconds.

Solana is one of the fastest blockchains out there. It can complete ~65k transactions per second. It’s 10,000 times faster than Bitcoin. 4,000 times faster than Ethereum. 2x faster than a bullet or Usain Bolt.

If you wanna go fast, use Solana. It’s currently used a lot by game developers and users that prefer a faster blockchain.

But be warned. With speed comes…

2/ Both have performance issues

Solana and Alfa Romeo are both known to break down more than the McDonalds ice cream machine.

  • Solana went down 8 times last year

  • Alfa Romeos are known for breaking down at least once within the first few months of usage. If you don’t know where your local car shop is, you will now.


Well ladies & gents, that’s a wrap for this year's Milk Road Car Show. And remember, the future is multichain. There will always be different chains for different cases.

There are a bunch of blockchains we didn’t cover here, so if you’d want a Part 2 reply to this email with “Encore please!”

For blockchains to grow, they need developers. And for developers to build, they need developer tools. thirdweb provides free tools for every major blockchain, and has helped some of the biggest companies in the world navigate blockchain.

If you want to see how Web3 can transform your business, reach out to the thirdweb team!



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